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Drunken Goat

I'm not as goat as you drunk I am.

Quick Overview:

Fruity and friendly and just a little tipsy; Soft on the tongue and not too goaty; Voted "Most Likely to Succeed" in high school.

Quick Facts

Country of Origin: Spain
Milk Type/Treatment: Pasteurized Goat
Rennet Type: Animal

The Flavor Experience

Cheese bathed in red wine. Cheese bathed in red wine. Cheese bathed in red wine. (Say it three times in front of a mirror and a drunk goat will appear and eat all your stuff.)

The Story

There are plenty of entertaining cheese legends in existence, most of which involve a lucky cheesemaker who accidentally discovers some amazing flavor or way of improving their cheese. This one goes like this: Once upon a time, a daydreamy cheesemaker in Spain left two wheels of goat cheese on what was apparently a very slanted table. Next day, he's all like, "Where are my cheeses? I can't find them! Oh well, never mind." Then a few days later, he's emptying the giant open barrel of wine sitting AT THE END OF THE TABLE, and finds the wheels of goat cheese at the bottom. You guessed it, they rolled into the wine barrel, and then everyone decides, "Oh hey, this wine-soaked cheese tastes really good!" And everyone lives happily ever after, eating delicious, wine-drunk cheese!  

Usage Tips

Q: What goes best with red wine? A: More red wine! But seriously, folks... Pair simply with grapes, pair extravagantly with almond butter, honey, and bread, or pair comfortably with sweet, light jams.

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$12.49
SALE $9.99
/ 8 oz.

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Product Description

Fruity and friendly and just a little tipsy; Soft on the tongue and not too goaty; Voted "Most Likely to Succeed" in high school.

Quick Facts

Country of Origin: Spain
Milk Type/Treatment: Pasteurized Goat
Rennet Type: Animal

The Flavor Experience

Cheese bathed in red wine. Cheese bathed in red wine. Cheese bathed in red wine. (Say it three times in front of a mirror and a drunk goat will appear and eat all your stuff.)

The Story

There are plenty of entertaining cheese legends in existence, most of which involve a lucky cheesemaker who accidentally discovers some amazing flavor or way of improving their cheese. This one goes like this: Once upon a time, a daydreamy cheesemaker in Spain left two wheels of goat cheese on what was apparently a very slanted table. Next day, he's all like, "Where are my cheeses? I can't find them! Oh well, never mind." Then a few days later, he's emptying the giant open barrel of wine sitting AT THE END OF THE TABLE, and finds the wheels of goat cheese at the bottom. You guessed it, they rolled into the wine barrel, and then everyone decides, "Oh hey, this wine-soaked cheese tastes really good!" And everyone lives happily ever after, eating delicious, wine-drunk cheese!  

Usage Tips

Q: What goes best with red wine? A: More red wine! But seriously, folks... Pair simply with grapes, pair extravagantly with almond butter, honey, and bread, or pair comfortably with sweet, light jams.

SKU: CHSP014P

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  1. Drunken Goat
    5

    Posted by Excellent, Slightly Tangy Cheese on 28th Aug 2023

    An excellent, soft, slightly tangy goat cheese that's been bathed in red wine. Great on crackers.

  2. Drunken Goat Cheese
    5

    Posted by Elizabeth on 21st Jan 2022

    This came quickly and beautifully packed. I had it on a salad with apples, greens and slices of steak. Delicious.

  3. Awesome!
    5

    Posted by NatBV on 13th Jan 2022

    I was skeptical because of the name.. not that I don't drink sometimes, I just didn't know what to expect. The flavor is smooth and balanced, not too strong just perfect! You can get this same cheese in store but Di Bruno Bros has very competitive pricing and so much more to offer with their other selections, I'm definitely going to get mine here. Shipping is so quick and packaged really well, it's a no brainer!

  4. Drunnken Goat cheese
    5

    Posted by Gary on 18th Nov 2020

    The cheese was excellent, and in perfect condition.

  5. Drunken Goat
    5

    Posted by Ernest Wells on 27th Oct 2020

    Nice mild flavor bet eaten at roam tempature.

  6. I love goat cheese.
    5

    Posted by Adele S on 23rd Jul 2020

    This is definitely my favorite of what I purchased. I fell in love with drunken goat cheese at a not quite local grocery store, so I love that I found a good brand that will deliver to my home. I melt this down & devour it with chips & it is so good.

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